the real reason i put up board & batten...

I did not put it up because it adds architectural interest to blank walls. It had nothing to do with the fact that the tall section of white board & batten make my 7 foot ceilings feel taller. I also did not choose to do board & batten because I had been "pinning" rooms for months and they all had board & batten. 

This is the real reason I put up board & batten....

So what exactly are they doing up there? My guesses were bungee jumping off a bridge or high diving off a cliff. I'm told they were climbing up a mountain to catch and save a lion.